God's Gift to Roommates

32/F looking for a single or double in a nice neighborhood. Have been traveling and living abroad for a few years now. Recently enrolled in classes in the city and just need a room to complete the dream! I've traveled enough all over the world to know that I'm compatible with most people and easy to get along with. I plan on being very busy with classes, performances and work so I definitely won't be in the way. However, I will be available for golden girls style cheesecake and feelings sessions or any normal friendly situation.
My Cons: I feel unreasonably upset when people say "On accident". Computers rile me. I use the word "rile". I dislike vacuum cords and I may have a small outburst if an inanimate object pulls out my earphones.
My massive pros: I am clean. I won't OCD on you, and I won't leave passive aggressive notes, but I'll clean the shit out of the place while singing badly. I am old, so I like to pay bills on time and I hate owing money. I am youthful, so I like outside activities and laughing. Again, I am old, so I have good credit, references and gaurantors if necessary.